I Like Throw Pillows. Sue Me.

An interesting topic has been brought to my attention more frequently lately that I didn't know was an actual issue; it's regarding the amount of pillows I have on my bed. I'm all about honesty so here's the list of my pillow inventory.

1 Body Pillow

2 "Sleeping" Pillows

2 Throw Pillows

1 Big Decorative Pillow

1 Small Decorative Pillow

Total: 7 Pillows

I've been told by multiple people this is "too many" for the average person, or in this case average bed. However, I bet my bed looks nicer than yours (getting cocky about how my bed looks made...wow). It's the little things in life I guess. Moving on, similar to the Along Came Polly movie scene I don't sleep with 4 out of the 7 pillows I listed. So, just like "in the movies" each night I remove the 4 non sleeping pillows from my bed and crawl in with the other 3. It sounds like I'm juggling two relationships. Infidelity at its finest. My life is thrilling.

As much as I'd like to write that I understand these peoples concern about my throw pillow use I honestly don't. After hearing from a few sources that I have a lot of pillows I began to question myself and everything I've come to believe in the world (dramatic). I needed some validation that I wasn't alone so I took to the internet. Turns out the most simplistic amount of pillows that are usually on a bed are 4 and if you Google beds almost all of them have 5 or even 6 pillows on them.

To wrap this up I think I live a life where I feel presentation is important. I like having a clean room, apartment and made bed (thanks mom and dad). I like things uniform and honestly with the amount of comments I get about my throw pillows clearly they have a lasting impression.

-iKarli